tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-241959792024-03-13T11:21:50.716-07:00BLOGFOOTall of our chimps are xanax-freeBlogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.comBlogger472125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-85325267180616267142010-05-03T12:27:00.001-07:002010-05-03T12:39:18.019-07:00Giving backOver the years I've nabbed plenty of gratis content from the interwebs. Music, movies, jpgs, etc. Well, throughout the years, one image has eluded me: a picture of the 3D King Kong poster included in a 1975 issue of Dynamite magazine (said poster hung on my bedroom wall for many years as a young lad in the mid 70's).<br /><br />There was not one single image of this on the web. There were lots of people mentioning it in forums, bemoaning the fact that they lost it or their parents threw it away. But there was no image - until now. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEYtC9A76NjaUEScs6BUvdR9vAu3tPELJLZm3QZ9-PaQW5rkINwBHtKl6Ahy_38_1hygiGutvvUqrxxtYVtLTVyIInLTtTGn8sCelPvgRkCAkwTumwDm1fhKGTVh4_y9j2pS3hpg/s1600/3DKong.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEYtC9A76NjaUEScs6BUvdR9vAu3tPELJLZm3QZ9-PaQW5rkINwBHtKl6Ahy_38_1hygiGutvvUqrxxtYVtLTVyIInLTtTGn8sCelPvgRkCAkwTumwDm1fhKGTVh4_y9j2pS3hpg/s320/3DKong.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467128372173066370" /></a><br /><br />I bought the issue off ebay, and luckily it still had the poster in it. Sadly, the 3D glasses were missing. But I will rectify that. <br /><br />Now, just to make sure it shows up in google searches and future generations are satisfied, here are some keywords: 3D King Kong poster, Dynamite magazine 1975.<br /><br />You're welcome.Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-29005375062395503002010-01-21T07:21:00.000-08:002010-01-21T07:28:38.961-08:00ConanSo a lot of people are yakking about this NBC / Conan / Leno imbroglio, and no matter which side of the issue you care about (for instance, Leno stinks and is only for the aged or sweetly retarded), it has been undeniably fascinating to watch Conan's show over the last couple weeks. I can't think of any instance where someone is about to be terminated and yet has such a public forum to vent before even being dismissed. Basically, they told the guy he was going to be done on a certain date, then left him with a plugged-in mic, a camera, and budget. Since then he has dedicated almost every moment to attacking the network that (for now) signs his paycheck. Almost every joke concerns NBC's ineptitude, the band plays nothing but the most expensive-to-license songs (Zeppelin, Stones, Springsteen), comedy bits are conceived and aired based solely on how expensive they can be (like last night's $1.5 million Bugati mouse prop) and even the guests gang up on the network. I'm enjoying it, to say the least.Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-6714520058134735002010-01-21T07:18:00.001-08:002010-01-21T07:19:31.579-08:00How do I do this again?Oh, right - I type something, hit "publish post," and nobody reads it, because any readers I did have have migrated elsewhere for their blog needs in the 5 months since I last posted something. Got it.Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-42974920943480139962009-08-10T07:04:00.000-07:002009-08-10T07:48:46.757-07:00Mandom!What is Mandom? Mandom is power. Mandom is desire. Mandom is all. It's like the spice from "Dune."<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m8j5DxFHEzc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m8j5DxFHEzc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Mandom was a cologne from Japan in the 70's created by The Mandom Corporation, formerly known as the Tancho Corporation. According to the always-reliable and never wrong Wikipedia, The Mandom Corporation also has it's fingers in many other fascinating pies such as "life and nonlife insurance; staffing; and general services, such as building maintenance and operation, back-office, and environmental maintenance." Well, diversity is key to survival these days.<br /><br />And in a stroke of genius, they hired a pre-"Death Wish" Charles Bronson to star in a series of commercials for the manly scent in the early 70's. These commercials are, quite simply, art in it's purest form. Cozy vignettes of culture and erudite ease are interspersed with pistols - always a winning technique.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l8bqVL0VXrE&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l8bqVL0VXrE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />As you can see in the commercials, the key to Mandom is coat your entire torso with it, almost as if showering. You must also spin the cap off, then toss it away as if you are far too important and powerful to be concerning with things like misplaced cologne caps. Now you are living life the Mandom way.<br /><br />Later in the 70's The Mandom Corporation unleashed a line of high-end men's products called "Gatsby." Awesome. I don't think Bronson was the face of this line, which is probably a good thing. A brand called Gatsby requires a celebrity that's perceived as being a tad more - well, there's no nice way to put this - drunken. Someone like Peter O' Toole or Oliver Reed. <br /><br />Thanks to the mysterious and powerful Ouzo / comic-book importer known as The Drivas for the heads up.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjt_RgbQRW1CNDG39Lb_y6n7E6pY10Mrdr55_TScz3czdxWeQhT3I6ySzSCGuxdAmhlBJrRYjsgK_SiAJn-vVaip0RhskNqzXfQl-Bf6JZRvP2HHQT5H5XdUgzgg9sQvXy_5PvU2A/s1600-h/mandom45zj1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 319px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjt_RgbQRW1CNDG39Lb_y6n7E6pY10Mrdr55_TScz3czdxWeQhT3I6ySzSCGuxdAmhlBJrRYjsgK_SiAJn-vVaip0RhskNqzXfQl-Bf6JZRvP2HHQT5H5XdUgzgg9sQvXy_5PvU2A/s400/mandom45zj1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368345712047890802" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3UPXqmS_9pQ-gq_2HgDfmorp6PitCi6lDtUCxcsP9jTGDl2mt1FacYgoyV1QOsACpsvjeY8b3Owo1pzxaX9oGU7TznhATbUgcAehu4vvdu5hzIrm5CBDLBNFFEEeAq-jPumARTQ/s1600-h/mandom_2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 331px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3UPXqmS_9pQ-gq_2HgDfmorp6PitCi6lDtUCxcsP9jTGDl2mt1FacYgoyV1QOsACpsvjeY8b3Owo1pzxaX9oGU7TznhATbUgcAehu4vvdu5hzIrm5CBDLBNFFEEeAq-jPumARTQ/s400/mandom_2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368346196547745794" /></a>Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-45930421047238285002009-07-27T08:09:00.000-07:002009-07-27T08:19:11.579-07:00Here comes the foremanHere's a neat little video that shows a male silverback gorilla walking upright, just like us people do. This is no lazy amble either - our gorilla friend is in quite the hurry, it appears.<br /><br />After viewing this it should be pretty easy for all of you non-believers to simply imagine an eight or nine-foot version of this striding around in the Pacific Northwest, yes? We are all ambulatory, hair-covered cousins on this big blue marble.<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ad7qzI03fqE&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ad7qzI03fqE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-35197915061593434552009-07-16T11:13:00.000-07:002009-07-16T19:45:59.779-07:00Conan, thinking<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQ9W21wKxlaVGXp4lqAD-9i1uvuK211XuHhvQOcXywbnC8x1y3qXJQYHf1uDg6noMixlUzWYB8KyHWy9-usEajZzdeEgrTThqQSF-u7-Il4J5540Rlg4A6Yffp7vytLhLcyzqIIw/s1600-h/conanthinking.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQ9W21wKxlaVGXp4lqAD-9i1uvuK211XuHhvQOcXywbnC8x1y3qXJQYHf1uDg6noMixlUzWYB8KyHWy9-usEajZzdeEgrTThqQSF-u7-Il4J5540Rlg4A6Yffp7vytLhLcyzqIIw/s400/conanthinking.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359123239358738530" border="0" /></a><br />Or maybe he's brooding - hard to tell. He's frequently described as sullen-eyed, so it could very well be the latter. Whichever it is, you'd best move along. Muscles coiled like a panthers could spring into action at any moment, with your beheading being the most likely result.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">artwork by the legendary Big John Buscema</span></span>Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-91024567989821690722009-07-06T07:44:00.000-07:002009-07-06T08:13:27.410-07:00Awesome<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEii-oI-TAweBRKUuMaVdkFrloFoSdQtgsI1uQJ1EhsiDQNkt0VutksXtz-13aWafZdOGfhN_U1rSpjHXay-ZAMQjthrw5MnbJeAxSMEYi_Pc3Ge8ISBtqaRR0AXm7DQBVAEb2ugmw/s1600-h/022205_wk02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 303px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEii-oI-TAweBRKUuMaVdkFrloFoSdQtgsI1uQJ1EhsiDQNkt0VutksXtz-13aWafZdOGfhN_U1rSpjHXay-ZAMQjthrw5MnbJeAxSMEYi_Pc3Ge8ISBtqaRR0AXm7DQBVAEb2ugmw/s400/022205_wk02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355359981768911186" border="0" /></a><br />The coolness of the above image shatters every conceivable scale that mankind could possibly have in place to measure it, I'm sure you'll agree. But what is it? Well, I'll tell you.<br /><br />The image is from a Japanese movie magazine circa 1975 or early 1976. It's an artist's conception of what the supposedly functional 40-ft robot gorilla Dino De Laurentiis was constructing for his il-fated 1976 remake of "King Kong" might look like. Eagle-eyed viewers will note that there are no pneumatics or wiring within, just a metal skeleton (much like Homer Simpson's failed robot), but these are minor scientific quibbles.<br /><br />Reminds me of the incredible cutaway illustrations of Kaiju from a Japanese book called "An Anatomical Guide to Monsters" published in the 60's. I would pay a king's ransom for this book, but after searching for it pretty consistently since I become aware of it's existence some years ago, I fear I shall never hold it in my hands. One could say with little exaggeration that it is my white whale. I keep hoping someone will reprint it. But at least I have jpgs of some of the pages, and now, thanks to the magic of click and drag, so do you.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiR1m0zS2UWFwbVjYeOzGD9CB9E8sZXgjtSO8SF2nYUZQ_C4B_wifm3Oj2p795jO35lSEXAu5lb392mFEn7C1YDa35t1zwBuLm7ppXaoyAAjRvHUOZuGFwJtRjl2Z26kHpgqd_jQg/s1600-h/gamera-cross-section.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiR1m0zS2UWFwbVjYeOzGD9CB9E8sZXgjtSO8SF2nYUZQ_C4B_wifm3Oj2p795jO35lSEXAu5lb392mFEn7C1YDa35t1zwBuLm7ppXaoyAAjRvHUOZuGFwJtRjl2Z26kHpgqd_jQg/s400/gamera-cross-section.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355363617453443378" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUeirAZOUTULfftHUnz14L4Cdb_iSDakIvicIQ-W4MX9QwrCSHUfKdFDK1EF3zgxyuGVTyVQQNhWKaCiZmnqY36hekWtNbEetHrOBylKSt51rwc8HIWWcWAtvutjTsk8tNgJja1g/s1600-h/anatomy_godzilla.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 296px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUeirAZOUTULfftHUnz14L4Cdb_iSDakIvicIQ-W4MX9QwrCSHUfKdFDK1EF3zgxyuGVTyVQQNhWKaCiZmnqY36hekWtNbEetHrOBylKSt51rwc8HIWWcWAtvutjTsk8tNgJja1g/s400/anatomy_godzilla.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355363736653022882" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7zjc3PqKSoEGCSAOV6LidsIKOQJo64j_cDzjK4GLWzN_tHgjA8J5l5J81jcawxWK83yfWye_syL6IcQopoJ-z2murDcxTOecdoD6ignugcv7MixcPlqortrS5w9eIhyphenhyphen3RkEUPrg/s1600-h/2095565015_ea552a8053.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 233px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7zjc3PqKSoEGCSAOV6LidsIKOQJo64j_cDzjK4GLWzN_tHgjA8J5l5J81jcawxWK83yfWye_syL6IcQopoJ-z2murDcxTOecdoD6ignugcv7MixcPlqortrS5w9eIhyphenhyphen3RkEUPrg/s400/2095565015_ea552a8053.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355364275570676450" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiykOBKMhY_nqgQWglFiMPIF4RgjrvO_Do1dDZdfamgCDvStDFea4CQcWQYC41qv8Vh0tlLqv0X9FsC8P_JJWmvyerQVrCTy-lmphMOE0n7NSgY-F02t9krItiyYhyg8zX5XvHDhQ/s1600-h/2095565021_460ae66347_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 305px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiykOBKMhY_nqgQWglFiMPIF4RgjrvO_Do1dDZdfamgCDvStDFea4CQcWQYC41qv8Vh0tlLqv0X9FsC8P_JJWmvyerQVrCTy-lmphMOE0n7NSgY-F02t9krItiyYhyg8zX5XvHDhQ/s400/2095565021_460ae66347_o.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355364164630146066" border="0" /></a>Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-65660583654287130652009-07-06T07:09:00.001-07:002009-07-06T10:05:59.732-07:00How to photo direct promotional materials for an upcoming film<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFrvgWHhqZaicK-63Zpx6JqM10ogEcDPzX-nzNRd2NX-y1Svhudo8Xmla6GRgjNxFp_rYqabzDotQmJa6chjuwPWBisUuxsWEpJ-afNMmAF0WZf4ZU7eFZHs0D_SdeABi7v-fatw/s1600-h/404px-Year_one.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFrvgWHhqZaicK-63Zpx6JqM10ogEcDPzX-nzNRd2NX-y1Svhudo8Xmla6GRgjNxFp_rYqabzDotQmJa6chjuwPWBisUuxsWEpJ-afNMmAF0WZf4ZU7eFZHs0D_SdeABi7v-fatw/s400/404px-Year_one.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355350192747131906" border="0" /></a><br />"OK guys, we're almost done. Now Jack...for this next set, you think you could arch an eyebrow? You know - to let audiences know that you're the 'wacky one.' Wouldn't want people to think you're playing against type or anything. That's perfect....Michael, you just keep looking slightly unsure like you always do in everything you've ever done. Great..."Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-11155603696851214502009-05-27T11:31:00.000-07:002009-05-27T11:56:26.663-07:00Let's talk "Hooper," shall we?The next time you are wandering around Target, you may notice an end-cap of discounted DVD titles for $5. Most of these titles are dreck and are unworthy of even that small tariff. However, if the stars align for you as they did for me, you may find a gem amongst the dross. I am of course referring to “Hooper,” the 1978 Burt Reynolds vehicle concerning the life of Sonny Hooper, an aging Hollywood stuntman.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjD2V-YvHROaB3nQeUHQmWvGDdnzf6Zz3AK7BwAZVLrOYBIU2dPlj4zkZnyBp1_vftgh5Xki2XKiuqqkDhMpfBVLpd1tsNrZco3VID2F3AQp_Nu5Z_ekywWouDxl5MuSnpD74Pxvg/s1600-h/hooper.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 285px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjD2V-YvHROaB3nQeUHQmWvGDdnzf6Zz3AK7BwAZVLrOYBIU2dPlj4zkZnyBp1_vftgh5Xki2XKiuqqkDhMpfBVLpd1tsNrZco3VID2F3AQp_Nu5Z_ekywWouDxl5MuSnpD74Pxvg/s400/hooper.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340574332709165138" border="0" /></a><br />This virtues of this movie are legion. Rather than go into some lengthy examination, I will list them in bullet-point form so as to aid in their digestion. So, here are the things that make “Hooper” awesome and well worth your hard-earned $5:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*The movie poster, which they were wise enough to use as the DVD cover, has an illustration of Burt blowing a bubble with some gum while wearing a big cowboy hat (see above).</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*The movie is not only about stuntmen, but was directed by a stuntman (Hal Needham, the auteur also responsible for “Cannonball Run” and “Megaforce.”)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*It has Adam West with a moustache (he is the “star” Burt is stunting for during the filming of “The Spy Who Laughed At Danger.”).</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*There is a scene wherein a horse drinks a can of beer. Burt then kisses said horse.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*Burt has trained his beer-drinking horse to crap on command, and he urges it to do so in the car of someone he is at odds with. This was big in 1978 cinema, as Clyde the orangutan in Clint Eastwood’s Philo Beddoe epics “Every Which Way But Loose” and “Any Which Way You Can” had a penchant for crapping in vehicles as well.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*There is a lengthy scene ( a ‘set piece’, as they call it in the biz) where everyone heads to a bar and drives along a highway drinking copious amounts of beer in broad daylight, heedless of their own safety or that of others. One even drives backwards at high speeds while drinking. When a highway patrolman on a motorcycle simply attempts to do his job and enforce the law, they attach a cable to his bike and then to a pole, which sends him sprawling. They escape punishment for this act as well.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*The stuntmen engage in a barroom brawl with a gang of large rednecks led by Terry Bradshaw, completely destroying their friend’s bar in the process.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*The rednecks are then befriended, as is moviedom’s custom, and everyone repairs to Burt’s ranch where, after a long night of partying, Burt is the lone man standing. As the other revelers slumber around him, he watches a home movie reel of his prior stunts. In a meta-scene of epic proportions, the home movie contains footage of Burt tackling the rapids in a canoe from “Deliverance.”</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*Most of the stunts featured in the movie within the movie make no sense at all, no matter what the context. In one, Burt escapes from some villains chasing him by getting into a helicopter. The helicopter then goes straight up into the air and hovers, at which point Burt leaps out the helicopter and falls. As Hooper, he falls onto an airbag and sets the world record for the longest free fall drop. Bully for Hooper - but how does this makes any sense in a movie about a spy? The character would simply be splattered on the pavement. They repeat this nonsense in a scene where Burt rescues a dog (?) and attempts to flee between rooftops via a tracked cable of some sort. He makes it halfway across, then falls when the cable snaps. Again, this makes no sense for a lead character in a spy film.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*Brian Keith and Jan-Michael Vincent co-star as fellow stuntmen. Brian Keith is Jocko, the old retired stuntman, and Jan-Michael is the young upstart (they call him “The Kid”) looking to seize Burt’s crown.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*The movie was the inspiration for the Lee Major’s television series “The Fall Guy,” for which it deserves our eternal gratitude.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*The big stunt during the finale involves Burt and Jan-Michael driving a car around some type of industrial village that is being blown to smithereens, and when the bridge over a ravine collapses, they have to jump it in a custom-made rocket car, thus setting another stunt man record for longest jump. Sonny celebrates this by punching the film within a film’s director in the face before heading off to presumably drink more canned beer.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*Naturally, the movie has a blooper reel playing over the end credits. They take this up a notch by having a banjo-fueled song called "Nothin' Like the Life (Of A Hollywood Stuntman) playing as well.</span><br /><br />There you go – although I’m certain I left out many laudable moments. I didn’t even scratch the surface of Sonny Hooper’s painkiller addiction, the possibility of his paralysis, and Sally Field bouncing around in tight t-shirts. In short, I wholeheartedly encourage you to run, don’t walk, and get your $5 copy of “Hooper” now.Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-23965763850305623992009-05-26T08:30:00.000-07:002009-05-26T10:20:51.910-07:00Pointless, unexplainable desiresI just opened a business and in the process cut my pay by about 70% from what I was previously making in the ad biz. We have another baby on the way and the insurance at my wife’s new-ish job blows, meaning that after the baby arrives the stork will also be dropping off a co-pay bill for about $5k, not to mention the increased daycare costs three months after her maternity leave ends. And our house needs a new roof in a bad way.<br /><br />And yet, for some inexplicable reason, about once a month I find myself logging onto ebay and looking at auctions for the large-scale Shogun Warriors Godzilla figure released in the 70’s.<br /><br />Why? I’m not entirely sure. Let’s peel back the layers of my cerebellum and try and find out together, shall we? A good start might be to get all of you who are not familiar with said Godzilla toy up to speed on this item. Here’s a visual to get the saliva flowing.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9JeOmx2kASS83bm_GAUxhHw_E4DHbkJe26iC4j-5eEF3bhzu53eWlgWYEWWeGUmU_RbciXJPa0i-7LdsVayvlC5JhZI9Zd7HeZPnl6_0G5zQNxoKYW-bm1DT5NISdOX6uIibAVg/s1600-h/7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 399px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9JeOmx2kASS83bm_GAUxhHw_E4DHbkJe26iC4j-5eEF3bhzu53eWlgWYEWWeGUmU_RbciXJPa0i-7LdsVayvlC5JhZI9Zd7HeZPnl6_0G5zQNxoKYW-bm1DT5NISdOX6uIibAVg/s400/7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340156049746255906" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Very cool, yes? Here’s some background for you: this toy was released by Mattel in 1979 as part of their ‘Shogun Warriors” line of giant robot figures based on Japanese characters. The Godzilla figure stood 19 1/2” tall and as you can see, didn’t really look all that much like Godzilla. But its scale was impressive for the time.<br /><br />I know what you’re thinking – “Just another Gen-X’er wanting to reclaim the toy his parents threw away.” Not so - I never owned this toy. When it was released I was 12 years old, and had outgrown toys. But I still liked Godzilla as a character / concept, so I always looked at it whenever I was stuck at Sears or JC Penny’s with my mom and headed to the toy section out of boredom. Here’s more pics.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVVhEQSu9QQcWKZMMVzcNF6vVS5Kc15m_hfA7WSFdjbyhYGqVQhD6-7FLvyAobk_QHnj1uPuxwjv5zslL8PAz-dWfImcM7H4qv0PNkdyw7Eom_vNNo1hHYkdqxUKVHc5z1YxpG5A/s1600-h/shogun-warriors-godzilla.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 360px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVVhEQSu9QQcWKZMMVzcNF6vVS5Kc15m_hfA7WSFdjbyhYGqVQhD6-7FLvyAobk_QHnj1uPuxwjv5zslL8PAz-dWfImcM7H4qv0PNkdyw7Eom_vNNo1hHYkdqxUKVHc5z1YxpG5A/s400/shogun-warriors-godzilla.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340156502504539314" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmwiLMcqzooQJbx0DXnWlS1YZGJe9bw0m6XB3H3msgpeLWZb_DUJOi_3JSmYah1j01NYia5uChkDbSDHlDiOrsApv20XLCfC_BbbQNQbK9m7kaCP9kclQz7KvkRHGax7AN3V5rpw/s1600-h/godzilla_detail.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 260px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmwiLMcqzooQJbx0DXnWlS1YZGJe9bw0m6XB3H3msgpeLWZb_DUJOi_3JSmYah1j01NYia5uChkDbSDHlDiOrsApv20XLCfC_BbbQNQbK9m7kaCP9kclQz7KvkRHGax7AN3V5rpw/s400/godzilla_detail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340156284861603074" border="0" /></a><br />His “atomic breath” was simulated via a flicking plastic tongue (triggered by a lever that is prone to break) and his fist also shot off, which didn’t make a helluva lot of sense either. And his feet had wheels on the bottom, but if you rolled him too fast he simply fell over. And yet, despite these many shortcomings…I want one. The overall effect of it is undeniably neat. We now pause for a word from our sponsors.<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i3OuGMcTVeA&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i3OuGMcTVeA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />It’s not like I don’t have Godzilla figures already. I have the re-issue of the old beloved Aurora model from the 60’s / 70's that I built as a kid, as well as some nice inexpensive vinyl figures from Japan that actually look like the character. Why does this imperfect, altogether unnecessary thing keep flitting about, moth-like, in and out of my consciousness?<br /><br />Cue my wife's reply - "Because you're stupid." Well, that may be true, but there must be some deeper, darker force at work. I also must clarify that I never bid much on this item when I do try and nab it - generally I go for imperfect specimens (paint scuffs, loose firing hand, the aforementioned broken tongue lever) and bid a maximum of $50. Over the last eight years or so I have probably tried to get it on the cheap somewhere in the realm of ten times, and am always defeated.<br /><br />Then again, Father's Day is fast approaching...it's not too much to ask for a little green plastic love on June 21st, is it?Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-56064255012792788052009-05-22T10:31:00.000-07:002009-05-26T10:19:57.986-07:00The sweetnessAn <a href="http://www.filledwithchocolatepudding.com/">old friend of mine</a> recently unearthed this and posted it on his facebook page - it's a segment from Steve Martin's 1981 NBC special "Comedy is not Pretty." This has been stuck in my head since viewing it way back then, but whenever I mentionedit to people they didn't know what I was talking about. Now am thrilled - nay, honored - to be able to present it to you, my loyal readers.<br /><br /><a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=19073056">EL PASO - MARTY ROBBINS STEVE MARTIN</a><br /><object height="360" width="425"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=19073056,t=1,mt=video"><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=19073056,t=1,mt=video" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="360" width="425"></embed></object>Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-53043327870572967922009-05-22T08:18:00.000-07:002009-05-22T09:56:22.467-07:00I'm "with it"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJfUCmIXbB33v09cFD3YbVSoSURxyS7bmv00Mp_4anB18ojQAjq49tgc4zKxK8m4dL0VQ5vmbDSN9fmMpQMItsIO-OfKABcuKG8Lv1-TFKRAOl8OKHyORkEKnv0KJDaAAZoeAiCQ/s1600-h/hal9000.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJfUCmIXbB33v09cFD3YbVSoSURxyS7bmv00Mp_4anB18ojQAjq49tgc4zKxK8m4dL0VQ5vmbDSN9fmMpQMItsIO-OfKABcuKG8Lv1-TFKRAOl8OKHyORkEKnv0KJDaAAZoeAiCQ/s400/hal9000.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338670651885169298" border="0" /></a><br />I just revived my Twitter account after opening one last summer and promptly forgetting about it. Why? Because I do everything Ashton, Oprah and CEO's of large multi-national corporations do.<br /><br />If so inclined you can follow my whip-smart observations there, under the name Blogfoot of course. Most of the time it will simply link you back to new posts here, but hey - you'll be way ahead of those hayseeds who simply have the site bookmarked. What a bunch of cavemen!Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-39292079023122965092009-05-22T07:22:00.000-07:002009-05-22T07:32:27.397-07:00T-shirt pwnage<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglmJrMZSQsz41a4FWjwGtgeFuNiWNsLfusglStjznR5YeqMv8dzI5SgdBFW_GgUJLzR0acvfydVZq1TQQxhQ8jrKcJYL-spFSbhZAJymLCvblQLj_gz34OGZi-AdSyefndguB4Ew/s1600-h/304ff1947a2efc3b4d2bd29d076d5cc1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglmJrMZSQsz41a4FWjwGtgeFuNiWNsLfusglStjznR5YeqMv8dzI5SgdBFW_GgUJLzR0acvfydVZq1TQQxhQ8jrKcJYL-spFSbhZAJymLCvblQLj_gz34OGZi-AdSyefndguB4Ew/s400/304ff1947a2efc3b4d2bd29d076d5cc1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338654888950567970" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCG3vNpUqMBuhh4ZIrXcXqIU0Ih87u_a0YCZjo4590i2vSY0VDGzedYTjlqxpf-fb4FoNutns1ck7mR8BWMtb0i9ENDMS-fGcADFxZnpWlpMAiv-Aa_SdYx_uWcz36UzTzWFGJiw/s1600-h/17f6c7f27edd81ea5eb1eecd1356df5d.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 260px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCG3vNpUqMBuhh4ZIrXcXqIU0Ih87u_a0YCZjo4590i2vSY0VDGzedYTjlqxpf-fb4FoNutns1ck7mR8BWMtb0i9ENDMS-fGcADFxZnpWlpMAiv-Aa_SdYx_uWcz36UzTzWFGJiw/s400/17f6c7f27edd81ea5eb1eecd1356df5d.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338655324283189170" border="0" /></a><br />After being back-ordered for the last month and a half, I finally received this beauty in the mail, thus clearly giving me the upper hand in the ongoing "white guy with the coolest obscure t-shirt wars." Surrender now before someone gets hurt.<br /><br />**NOTE** that is not me in the pic - I am much cooler than that guy, nor do I use plates and utensils when I eat.Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-80685807401257740052009-05-21T07:48:00.000-07:002009-05-21T08:03:47.930-07:00Again with the steampunkI like Boing Boing as much as the next grown-up nerd. Maybe more. But jumpin' Jack Armstrong*, cool it with the played-out steampunk features, would ya? I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who really doesn't give a hoot what Captain Nemo's toilet would have looked like. Enough, I say, enough!<br /><br />*thanks to Col. PotterBlogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-10767807885152834712009-05-11T15:26:00.000-07:002009-05-11T15:38:26.851-07:00Best opening line of a book ever?<span style="font-style: italic;">"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">-George Orwell</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">1984</span><br /><br />That's got my vote. There's certainly no shortage of great openings of famous and feted books (Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, A Christmas Carol, Slaughterhouse Five, Something Wicked This way Comes, etc), but Orwell's opening is impressivley simple, using just one word ("thirteen") to immediately communicate that there is something different about the world he is bringing the reader into.<br /><br />Discuss amongst yourselves. Or not. Watch someone get cock-punched by a kangaroo on youtube if that's what you feel like doing. This is America, after all.Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-88456988308868201682009-05-10T10:56:00.001-07:002009-05-10T11:09:16.181-07:00The unbelievable & horrifying truthAfter toiling in the trenches for years at various advertising agencies, I recently opened up my own business - a barbershop. So far things are going well - everyday we are servicing more customers than the day before, people are leaving happy, those coming in say that their friends told them about it, etc. Fairly gratifying thus far.<br /><br />And as someone who worked in advertising for 13 years, and always did so at agencies that believed that smart, challenging brand communications that blazed trails in heretofore un-plowed media terrain were ultimately the only way to build your business, I have some news to report.<br /><br />It's bullshit.<br /><br />Now, I'll admit we've only been open for 10 days, and we have a long road to trod yet. I also admit that we are going to do some advertising sooner rather than later. But what I have discovered so far is a couple of things that will horrify all you practitioners of craft who stay at the office late in thrall of your bosses, tirelessly digging for that pure, original message that some client can ruin by slapping an exclamation point on. Those couple things I've discovered are this:<br /><br />1.) The best advertising is positive word of mouth.<br /><br />2.) Direct mail works.<br /><br />There it is. I leave you now to writhe in agony and question your place in the grand scheme of things.Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-78594834445628357752009-05-01T15:34:00.000-07:002009-05-01T15:40:49.685-07:00I'm salivating<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuOlK3uk3VNFwFlzEhvklfChSdAv4au4Jpocx9q0KiQQhXLwODMgJOeq4UNITPEIfdqEXJwLRAsKLsoIn5qbvZ0K52Uku8Bdn5IfrmgbxwyfB0DIoIc4_oAluDw-MvQRkoh-HRfw/s1600-h/Fud.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuOlK3uk3VNFwFlzEhvklfChSdAv4au4Jpocx9q0KiQQhXLwODMgJOeq4UNITPEIfdqEXJwLRAsKLsoIn5qbvZ0K52Uku8Bdn5IfrmgbxwyfB0DIoIc4_oAluDw-MvQRkoh-HRfw/s400/Fud.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330988948974578082" border="0" /></a><br />When you have a man-sized appetite, just any old packaged food won't cut it. No, when your stomach begins to rumble and roar like a caged lion, there's only one thing you can really count on - Fud.<br /><br />Trust Fud to deliver only the finest deli-quality meats and cheeses to your table. Fud will bring satisfaction and smiles to any picnic, lunch table or family gathering.<br /><br />Remember - Fud.Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-54222172657999619172009-04-22T15:43:00.000-07:002009-04-22T20:44:29.017-07:00Holy cow<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbPCtcmabR1OBwwU0wZlaeGMNR-XOZocNnkuT6lYYGkk6ng6I1s_KceRAonJ1ww9mCydn2-I-GqKtNcdd0Onx6OAvpuH1OkMIsfHEZTrRoY9nfPSKcmCXM8o3DFzMT8DMl7jiZPg/s1600-h/tattoo-alda_l.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbPCtcmabR1OBwwU0wZlaeGMNR-XOZocNnkuT6lYYGkk6ng6I1s_KceRAonJ1ww9mCydn2-I-GqKtNcdd0Onx6OAvpuH1OkMIsfHEZTrRoY9nfPSKcmCXM8o3DFzMT8DMl7jiZPg/s400/tattoo-alda_l.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327650467753919298" border="0" /></a><br />I stumbled upon this during a recent google search. No, your eyes do not deceive you - there is actually someone roaming our planet with an Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce tattoo! I'm stunned. And, I must confess, more than a bit envious.Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-47661249402945859472009-04-21T09:58:00.001-07:002009-04-21T10:12:12.110-07:00Connecticut yankee seeks outlet<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6a4xiMhg8w-x5uxqrv03tENAIodd3RahBPfGofqixkMHoaP_fLVJ-yKiY7YEn5his_4dWxx385E_xpoHyJg0Y4oQGbbvc4KAHi7VZEUU09Mon4crMiAvQBchrdtlgs3CPJ1aygA/s1600-h/504x_medieval_sms-504.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 359px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6a4xiMhg8w-x5uxqrv03tENAIodd3RahBPfGofqixkMHoaP_fLVJ-yKiY7YEn5his_4dWxx385E_xpoHyJg0Y4oQGbbvc4KAHi7VZEUU09Mon4crMiAvQBchrdtlgs3CPJ1aygA/s400/504x_medieval_sms-504.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327190090665105362" border="0" /></a>Before preparing to repel the Visigoth hordes, it's always a good idea to cleanse thine inbox and set yon heretical magic device to vibrate.<br /><br />Pic courtesy of Gizmodo.Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-45174975162632984062009-04-12T14:07:00.000-07:002009-04-13T06:29:17.998-07:00I weep for the future coverage of upcoming films about the futureI just learned that the venerable "Starlog" magazine is ceasing publication as of it's latest issue, numbered 375. Like seemingly everything nowadays, it is becoming a web-only entity. Hang on for a few seconds as I shed some nostalgic tears and shake my fist at cruel and uncaring Crom, perched on his throne in the sky.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZ8JsESkVpjXxjCfQ2y_NaB58ybccriw11QlfPGTENnKm4r-dFzjsl_ppD1TfjXxGqWRGHbuPp1uEFW5V9r2nOItuptv1rOur-m9ldYNfyiky0Gnpd2XXC38e22b6ecow40pEANA/s1600-h/starlog1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 271px; height: 360px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZ8JsESkVpjXxjCfQ2y_NaB58ybccriw11QlfPGTENnKm4r-dFzjsl_ppD1TfjXxGqWRGHbuPp1uEFW5V9r2nOItuptv1rOur-m9ldYNfyiky0Gnpd2XXC38e22b6ecow40pEANA/s400/starlog1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323922188489404162" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1e37wjPbZ2B0F30tEYSR8ZtFc_UqdzrPC7E_eRp7McsSlPdkb4maVCwsii-jiwy1k2Sr8JCNTbhp48GAqW_CFTHqLvZNiHKP2PQc_SGSjs7O5bEdMxKtvKvIlvcJEXNfGEiQxbA/s1600-h/Starlog7_Big.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 264px; height: 354px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1e37wjPbZ2B0F30tEYSR8ZtFc_UqdzrPC7E_eRp7McsSlPdkb4maVCwsii-jiwy1k2Sr8JCNTbhp48GAqW_CFTHqLvZNiHKP2PQc_SGSjs7O5bEdMxKtvKvIlvcJEXNfGEiQxbA/s400/Starlog7_Big.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323922260774623250" border="0" /></a><br />OK, I'm back. For those of you unfamiliar with Starlog magazine, it was quite an important publication back in the day - important that is, if you were concerned and/or obsessed with science fiction - fantasy films and TV shows. And who among us wasn't obsessed with those things? No man I'd care to drink with, that's for sure.<br /><br />The magazine started in 1976, and quickly gained prominence among fans of the genre. You young 'uns weened on the teat of the web have to remember that it was pretty hard to find info on such topics back then, so a magazine with color photos of "Star Wars" and "Superman: The Movie" would actually sell a respectable amounts of copies. But Starlog didn't just have photos - it featured behind the scenes articles and interviews with the people responsible for current and forthcoming features. So a while before "Blade Runner" was released, you could pick up an issue of Starlog that had interviews with the screenwriters, kick-ass production designer Syd Mead and author Philip K. Dick to boot. And yes, this was indeed a big deal to me in 8th grade.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-Kffwp-p358H3LGIu4fpci_Pcae6in-OQN-ZVusEkeqLy601TS6mLXtnr7y5Pya_WOUYRLz1oRrOHGU-u6oRBStNZgUrLamNnkIToamTg3JCsnVmTPQUS-uWuDfLFKwhUsb3blA/s1600-h/Starlog+58.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 291px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-Kffwp-p358H3LGIu4fpci_Pcae6in-OQN-ZVusEkeqLy601TS6mLXtnr7y5Pya_WOUYRLz1oRrOHGU-u6oRBStNZgUrLamNnkIToamTg3JCsnVmTPQUS-uWuDfLFKwhUsb3blA/s400/Starlog+58.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323920232267593634" border="0" /></a><br />Just look at the cover of that issue - it's packed to the gills with cool shit. You have the "Blade Runner" coverage I mentioned, plus an article above the masthead titled "Should Spock Die?" (let it not be said that Starlog was afraid to tackle the tough questions), coverage of "John Carpenter's The Thing" and, as a bonus, John W. Campbell's classic short-story "Who Goes There," which is the what "The Thing" was based on, a free spaceship blueprint, and much, much more. Worth every nickel of the $2.50 cover price, I'm sure you'll agree.<br /><br />They were the go-to source for advance word on classics like "Alien" and "Altered States" as well as dreck like "The Black Hole" and "Heartbeeps." They also launched a spin-off with "Fangoria" magazine, which was basically Starlog for the horror and gore crowd. The first issue of that had Godzilla on the cover and sizable article on George Romero's "Dawn of the Dead," which made for a fine debut in my book.<br /><br />Farewell, magazine-format Starlog. I will miss your ads for sci-fi movie soundtracks and spaceship and robot blueprints. But I still have some of my old copies to cling to, as well as the below additions from their fine "Starlog Photo Guidebook" series - "Robots" and "Special Effects":<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjydwvVaZ39syrEvl85eT-VE7WKuOFSs9hWFs3MM2JpUpBM5RaaUH5pw70Sq9NcIdW8z0bn2Xh3HlAY3BQyEQuhdHMyPp57TMQ-oBmgfnKU1mW3rSYKd1LgvSD-7mo0G66rq-L3_g/s1600-h/4c35_1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjydwvVaZ39syrEvl85eT-VE7WKuOFSs9hWFs3MM2JpUpBM5RaaUH5pw70Sq9NcIdW8z0bn2Xh3HlAY3BQyEQuhdHMyPp57TMQ-oBmgfnKU1mW3rSYKd1LgvSD-7mo0G66rq-L3_g/s400/4c35_1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323936140737213570" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyZtjDPCExhXKYza2QwH-8fFkuoLC6PzoQTO2Id9MCi3Mib9QUApjLobVvqxGr1rab_WqGJ2kZHOy9yXz7wpfvA9qdPAFZ6PU0fYt4bMCagfMxRJMRSoQT1eetMRvRINtnJ8QUTQ/s1600-h/miller_special_fx_13453.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 287px; height: 388px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyZtjDPCExhXKYza2QwH-8fFkuoLC6PzoQTO2Id9MCi3Mib9QUApjLobVvqxGr1rab_WqGJ2kZHOy9yXz7wpfvA9qdPAFZ6PU0fYt4bMCagfMxRJMRSoQT1eetMRvRINtnJ8QUTQ/s400/miller_special_fx_13453.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323936087406765474" border="0" /></a>Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-46910094414997096292009-04-07T10:25:00.000-07:002009-04-21T18:09:00.222-07:00Young film snobbery of the third kindIn 1977 a science-fiction film was released that became an obsession of my 10 year-old self. That film was not "Star Wars." That film was "Close Encounters of the Third Kind."<br /><br />Don't get me wrong - I saw "Star Wars" at the theater 3 times during the summer of 1977 and was pretty enraptured of it. But then during Christmas vacation my parents took us to see "Close Encounters" and all bets were off. I felt then and still feel that "Close Encounters" is the superior film. I saw it 2 more times that winter, and also saw the "special edition" twice when it was released in 1980.<br /><br />The movie grabbed me pretty quickly - possibly because it seemed much more real and plausible, even to my young eyes. At it's core, the movie is basically about an ordinary man (an electrician for Pete's sake) grappling with the unknown, as well as the question "are we alone?"<br /><br />Brief digression: that last part reminds me of a quote from author Arthur C. Clarke that I've always found, for lack of a better phrase, rather mind-blowing:<b> </b><span style="font-style: italic;">"Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."</span><br /><br />Well put, Mr. Clarke. Anyway, the movie contained an interesting mix of menace and wonder - kids were abducted, hard-to-define UFO's flew by casting off lens flares, the government was engaged in a cover-up, etc. Where "Stars Wars" was all adventure and spectacle, and quite obviously make-believe, "Close Encounters" was shot on locations and seemed maybe like it had, or could, actually occur. When we left the theater, I reflexively looked up at the night sky ("Hey, is that star moving?").<br /><br />I watched the last hour or so of "Close Encounters" last night on some HD channel - it looked pretty darned good in hi-def, but also made me think about how well the movie has aged over the years. Certainly is has aged better than "Star Wars," and is without a doubt a more emotional and cerebral film. Collectively the acting is better, the effects are to my mind more impressive because of their real-world context, and it has a shot that imbedded itself into my brain and has never left - in my opinion one of the indelible moments of cinema. This one:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-Pz4KPkNnanPPMwKJBi7CeSoP1nip6jOS5Npk_IMIfufrNFL9wMvzAJ9zFTR1GyxBMkaC22P_DEexEl6y2k0bs26bGLWpfEO3FnMdtq938RMtzk_qmXH3NC1-RlFlLI_KUBrOnw/s1600-h/close_encounters_of_the_thi_2008_10_28_462x308.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-Pz4KPkNnanPPMwKJBi7CeSoP1nip6jOS5Npk_IMIfufrNFL9wMvzAJ9zFTR1GyxBMkaC22P_DEexEl6y2k0bs26bGLWpfEO3FnMdtq938RMtzk_qmXH3NC1-RlFlLI_KUBrOnw/s400/close_encounters_of_the_thi_2008_10_28_462x308.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322013017305089810" border="0" /></a><br />That abduction sequence was masterful as whole, but that shot - with the trees whipping around due to an otherwordly inferno being generated by God knows what kind of mechanism landing in someone's front yard - holy cow.<br /><br />I was definitely in the minority at school when I attempted to convince others that "Close Encounters" was better. It had no toys or merchandising, and thus failed to whip youngsters into a frenzy like "Star Wars" did (I'll grant you that it was also much more fun to run around the neighborhood pretending to be Han Solo, pointing your imaginary blaster and going "Pew! Pew!" than it was pretending to be Roy Neary driving around in an electrical truck) . Then again, whenever mashed potatoes were served for dinner, you were presented with a golden opportunity to sculpt them into the shape of Devil's Mountain. So there.<br /><br />"Close Encounters" was a huge financial success, and I think time has borne out my opinion of it's enduring quality. Certainly "Star Wars" has remained more in the public consciousness, but barring a few moments of aliens obviously played by little kids in costumes at the end (the mechanical alien puppet that does the sign language and smiles is awesome, though), "Close Encounters" isn't dated at all, and in fact seems like it could be made today.<br /><br />But don't even try and draw me into an argument about whether "Close Encounters" is better than "The Empire Strikes Back." I'm not touching that one.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjidFcl6vlyOmZx8qosCdxQqkw1ztbsQWug-EtDobQXRp3F3yNMQhmBB7w2cBvyJchqRp_eLqm43x9HpNm9BQpqDSnVGV2AxO6BGK7-5-EyBSQAb67fMQzIb9nfMhObzcraPhTjkg/s1600-h/close_l.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjidFcl6vlyOmZx8qosCdxQqkw1ztbsQWug-EtDobQXRp3F3yNMQhmBB7w2cBvyJchqRp_eLqm43x9HpNm9BQpqDSnVGV2AxO6BGK7-5-EyBSQAb67fMQzIb9nfMhObzcraPhTjkg/s400/close_l.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322035896221473922" border="0" /></a>Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-45750492712626945692009-04-07T06:37:00.000-07:002009-04-07T12:29:33.323-07:00Hulk not understand bus schedule<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz8E0-IEh4u1IiLr4iXvSoVmwpAc3GMr3kw5b18Em9dK7xSR5GmDj5REZx225es0Up6hrEAUYnTGWMutqshlbmr_xozp6QL_kvdEAJQXIRfAzKAZhS1VGE1Di5RIMe7tvNqJ7uEg/s1600-h/IMG00062.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz8E0-IEh4u1IiLr4iXvSoVmwpAc3GMr3kw5b18Em9dK7xSR5GmDj5REZx225es0Up6hrEAUYnTGWMutqshlbmr_xozp6QL_kvdEAJQXIRfAzKAZhS1VGE1Di5RIMe7tvNqJ7uEg/s400/IMG00062.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321944741859347138" border="0" /></a><br />Spotted the other day in the sleepy confines of Saint Anthony Village - a bus shelter rent asunder, victim of the awesome power of gamma radiation. Obviously Bruce Banner was waiting for the #4 in order to go to an interview for a dishwashing job at a downtown diner. The bus was running late, and the inevitable occurred.Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-75915660877135447842009-04-07T06:31:00.000-07:002009-04-07T06:37:21.156-07:00Party in NE Mpls<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdt9O1qm1q8Sq5hBA1t8VFdR7Wh8f3iinef1W7gn9WQNGf9FXWvA2L3zmVmwdfDlEjduOdotNXSEaR27bdCvhF0qzs_92LpJdcJ08-FmBPQIhCjCR5iXldZuhq2basU1Rqt7FzqQ/s1600-h/tolietgrill.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdt9O1qm1q8Sq5hBA1t8VFdR7Wh8f3iinef1W7gn9WQNGf9FXWvA2L3zmVmwdfDlEjduOdotNXSEaR27bdCvhF0qzs_92LpJdcJ08-FmBPQIhCjCR5iXldZuhq2basU1Rqt7FzqQ/s400/tolietgrill.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321942911003261362" border="0" /></a><br />As seen next to the parking lot of the Red Stag Supper Club. I recommend that you never kiss the cook who deigns it necessary to have a commode next to his grill. But maybe the guy is just a believer in the power of multi-tasking.Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-5495364901995547572009-03-26T07:12:00.000-07:002009-03-27T18:17:17.888-07:00Fly-Man!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjboHOJblzoNwsecAbb0cJ2QgwAWYdHPMcfiX0d33VVvO-nq8JbC-yRzccHziu-74Y0fxDB-4AnveFmr4b6xWShJBPMilNMp5XAhPIvOhEU9MA5z5f0YZnrKQ5i0WAKIVx05SWVOw/s1600-h/flyman.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 228px; height: 371px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjboHOJblzoNwsecAbb0cJ2QgwAWYdHPMcfiX0d33VVvO-nq8JbC-yRzccHziu-74Y0fxDB-4AnveFmr4b6xWShJBPMilNMp5XAhPIvOhEU9MA5z5f0YZnrKQ5i0WAKIVx05SWVOw/s400/flyman.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317500085992826706" border="0" /></a><br />Boy, do I feel retroactively bad for all the kids in the 60's who asked for a Spider-Man costume to wear on Halloween and instead received this from their dopey, easily-confused parents. Ugh.<br /><br />Fly-Man! He has the power to live for only 24 hours! Fly-Man! Unable to soar in a straight line! Fly-Man! His compound-vision goggles enable him to easily elude your clumsy swatting! <br /><br />Pic courtesy of the fine blog known as <span style="text-decoration: underline;"> </span><a href="http://retrocrush.buzznet.com/">Retrocrush.</a>Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24195979.post-61261717806952854652009-03-24T09:16:00.001-07:002009-03-24T09:24:42.314-07:00Just for kicksHere's some cool vintage pics of stop motion animation and special effects pioneer Ray Harryhausen at work.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig1jU3Nf5qNlZmghGWrrmFyF4nttp_pgiHNE6g9oaNuxxN2YB4l-yGRW4J8WAXi5VXLq9RhYC2jS03U1SCqvJ-me8n_MFMU34AZPWbLfY-AKdy4Erx6ohVvVQVzPynD7MJcsMXiw/s1600-h/rayskeleton_edit_2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 336px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig1jU3Nf5qNlZmghGWrrmFyF4nttp_pgiHNE6g9oaNuxxN2YB4l-yGRW4J8WAXi5VXLq9RhYC2jS03U1SCqvJ-me8n_MFMU34AZPWbLfY-AKdy4Erx6ohVvVQVzPynD7MJcsMXiw/s400/rayskeleton_edit_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316789151761865858" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOuk3_bG2xC1aGVa2VOsC6YHuNqhBiDcrbUqraO377-h7Zf2beWY_UmKnVT5mCy5y04t7j4TxPTVrSqlL9GN53uRkJi7tg2hXJudzZlvS5dfw7w4CXKvmGt2kcJyzIsroWvnMysQ/s1600-h/rayinarena690edit.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 262px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOuk3_bG2xC1aGVa2VOsC6YHuNqhBiDcrbUqraO377-h7Zf2beWY_UmKnVT5mCy5y04t7j4TxPTVrSqlL9GN53uRkJi7tg2hXJudzZlvS5dfw7w4CXKvmGt2kcJyzIsroWvnMysQ/s400/rayinarena690edit.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316789221612817810" border="0" /></a><br />Just to keep things straight - the first pic of is Ray animating one of the seven skeletons from the climatic battle in his masterpiece "Jason and The Argonauts," and the second is the big finish in "Valley of Gwangi," wherein an Allosaurus battles an elephant in a Mexican coliseum (?!).<br /><br />I really like that in both pics Ray is wearing a tie. He got up, put on some nice clothes, ate breakfast and went to go animate things everyday. Pretty neat.Blogfoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17822471849062275258noreply@blogger.com2