Sophia Loren made an appearance at the Academy Awards last night to present the Best Actress award. Afterward she gracefully excited the stage, wherein she was promptly beheaded by Harry Hamlin, who was hiding behind a pillar. Before anyone could react he tossed her head into a brown canvas sack and flew off on his winged horse and used Ms. Loren's head to turn the fearsome Kraken to stone, thus saving the land of Joppa.
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This is one of the most horrible and funny things I've read in a long time. The woman is 234 years old and can't catch a break. I'll be chuckling about this for awhile, because that's what I do. I chuckle. Thanks...
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