Dude, just dial down the center and call collect

Remember "The Incredible Hulk" TV show from the late 70's? I think we can all agree that it was pretty weak. You'd get two meager hulk-outs an episode, and those usually just resulted in The Hulk throwing some goons 15 feet or picking up the rear end of their car. Then he'd run away. I guess that mournful piano theme they played at the end while Bill Bixby walked away was evocative enough, but the rest wasn't so hot. Nonetheless, I still watched it regularly. Whaddya want? I was 11 years old.

Anyway, here is a clip with the worst excuse for turning into The Hulk ever. Unless there's an episode where someone poor short order cook enrages Mr. Banner by forgetting to hold the onions as he requested.