Tuesday, September 12, 2006

"And with the first pick of the 2007 NFL draft, the Green Bay Packers select..."


These are the words that Packer fans will be waiting on with bated breath next April. And that's because the 2006 Green Bay Packers stink so bad that they will be picking first in the draft next year, as the worst team in the league is wont to do.

Writing these words does not make me happy. I love The Pack. But they have little to no talent on both sides of the ball and a rookie coach who makes Stanley Kowalski look like Keirkegaard. It's going to be a long season, and my wife and dogs should prepare themselves for plenty of yelling.

5 comments:

blogfoot bro said...

The ship isn't in danger of going down yet the rats are fleeing.
GO PACK. We could still go 15-1, its a long shot, but.....people still believe in Jesus, maybe he could play Guard for us?

Blogshoe said...

Do you think Jesus could also clone himself and play both guard positions. While he's at it we need a center also. The Packs 1/2 second of pass protection per play isn't cutting it. Oh yeah and another receiver. A strong side linebacker who doesn't get smoked by a pedestrian TE. I new safety to replace the expensive and crappy one we picked up. Anybody who can pass rush consisently. A field goal kicker. And a new head coach and GM. How many Jesuses is that.

blogfoot bro said...

Fuck it, maybe Jesus can just turn my water into Beer and I won't care as much. Maybe some saltines into nachos too, that would be cool.

BlogFoot said...

Idea for a bumper sticker:

Who would Jesus draft?

Anonymous said...

It wouldn't be a short cornerback from Arkansas I'll bet.