All Hallow's Eve is just around the corner, kids. And I imagine many of you are going to wait until the last minute before running to Party City and plunking down $10 on a "70's Dude Afro Wig" that is only worthy of scorn and mockery (or the female version, which is to go as a "Sexy _____." The ______ meaning "take your pick...sexy cat, sexy maid, sexy pirate"...). But here at Blogfoot we care about your Halloween street cred, and thus, we will be posting suggestions for the unimaginative among you, leading up to the big day a mere month or so from now.
To this end, we present our first entry: Bigfoot! That's right,
true believers. For a mere $995 and another $40 for shipping, this strange, surely overwhelmingly hot costume can be yours via ebay. Click here to buy it now, then prowl the steets of your town, sweating profusely while causing mouths to gape and flashbulbs to pop.
2 comments:
I can only offer this as an alternative to the bigfoot... just as hideous but less understandable.
The copy claims that it's "crowd pleasing." Somehow I doubt it.
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