My birthday is fast approaching, and you're all probably wondering what to get me. Well, wonder no more: simply harness the staggering search power of the internet and find me one of these battery-operated remote-control Yeti toys from the 1960's. It should only run you somewhere in the $400-$800 range, but I'm worth it. Barring that, I also enjoy cookies and cupcakes.
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i feel your desire for the rare remote control yeti. my agents are currently scouring the countryside in search of two; one for me and then another one for me to show off and sadly taunt you with. precious ... in the meantime, big bigfoot birthday blessings, blogfoot!
Thanks, Giant Monster!
By the way Giant Monster, I've inserted you into the rarefied air of my blog links. Could you do likewsie?
Or likewise, as it were.
when the day comes where the yetis descend from the hills and mountain top to destroy all our computers and set us free, we will look back at this moment and laugh. for now though, i will happily add a link.
Excellent. My cyberspace octopus gains yet another tentacle.
I thought you wanted chickens.
I plan on acquiring many exotic species. And by that
I don't mean more chihuahuas.
So are we supposed to get the toy or the dildo?
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