"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
-Francisco ("Pancho") Villa
"Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
-Voltaire, when asked by a priest to renounce Satan on his deathbed
"I have a terrific headache."
-Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who died of a massive cerebral hemorrhage
"Don't disturb my circles!"
"Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius. Will you remember to pay the debt?"
"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go."