Friday, April 13, 2007

The latest Bigfoot news


Nothing really major to report in the field of Bigfoot research as of late. But here's a fabricated summary that's nonetheless probably quite accurate: some people driving late at night probably saw something cross the road in front of their car, some hunter in a tree stand probably heard some grunting and smelled something really bad, and some middle-aged dude probably reminisced anout the time something big chased him and his buddies by some train tracks in Kentucky back in 1973. That kind of stuff.

No carcass was found, nor were any conclusive hair or DNA samples tested. No clear photos or decent video were proccured either.

But soon, people. Soon.

1 comment:

James Baker said...

My favourite big foot sighting, ever:
BEHOLD!