Friday, April 04, 2008

Consistency is key

So sometimes I like to read the talkback forums in the "AV Club" section of The Onion's website, because there's some funny stuff in there. And yesterday I was perusing the talkback on an Anna Paquin interview that I hadn't bothered to read (I just went right to the comments, as I frequently do when the subject doesn't thrill me that much). Most of them were dudes saying how they'd like to bang her, rendered with various degrees of wit. Then one maestro chimed in with this:

by Dongs
You should have asked her about dongs.

I don't know if the author spent a long time crafting this or just dashed it off in a bolt of furious inspiration, and I don't care. I'm just glad it exists.

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