Friday, April 06, 2007

Is this acceptable now?

And by "this" I mean, "shaving your junk in the YMCA shower in full view of others."

I saw a dude doing this other day. Is this how far we have fallen as a society? I couldn't believe my eyes. Just to paint the picture for you, the YMCA doesn't have private, individual showers (at least the one I go to in downtown Minneapolis doesn't). No, these showers are of the high school / prison variety. You know...25 spigots in a giant tiled room. The guy wasn't being shy or subtle about it either. No, he took his sweet time, pausing occassionally to tap the razor on the wall to dislodge the, uh, hairs.

WTF?

9 comments:

James Baker said...

oh jeez. I've seen similar stuff to that myself. It is a funny old thing how even the fancy health clubs have prison style showers, in the men's section at least...

Anonymous said...

You should have asked the dude for his razor so you could cut out your eyes.

blogfoot bro said...

What the fuck ? What happened to the pragmatic, conservative midwest? I am disgusted.

Actually the razor should have been used for a simple shower lobotomy.

Besides, that's a task you pay young korean girls to do

Blogfoot said...

I should have narc'ed on him like that guy who saw Castanza peeing in the shower on "Seinfled."

Vincent said...

It's fortunate that he didn't nick himself.

Blogfoot said...

Opps. I meant "Seinfeld." The sitcom.

"Seinfled" was the show about the jewish guy on the lam from the mob.

Blogfoot said...

Oops. I meant oops, not opps. Godammit.

Anonymous said...

My boyfriend has told me that he often sees men (in that very same YMCA) standing with one foot on a bench and one hand on a hip (think of the "Captain Morgan" pose) using the community hair dryer to dry that which you saw another man shaving.

Blogfoot said...

I guess I'm going to have to start wearing my "Pamper your cock in the privacy of your own home" t-shirt when I go to the Y from now on, just so people know where I stand on this volatile issue.