So I followed a link to the website of long-time TV director Kenneth Johnson, one of the driving forces behind "The Incredible Hulk" TV show, which starred Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno, and some awesome soul there took the time to catalog each and every one of the things that angered David Banner to the point where he felt compelled to turn into The Hulk (whether or not these are in chronological order, I cannot confirm, however).
And I gotta say - I feel bad for this guy having a raging monster trapped inside waiting to bust out and all, but maybe he should have just stayed at home and curled up with a good book once in a while.
Anyway, without further ado, here is....
***UPDATE*** You know what? Fuck it. Here's the link to the list.
I tried to cut and paste it, and blogger made it all screwy, and then stubbornly resisted my attempts to give it some order. So, in conclusion: blogger, you suck. But the list is funny and definitely worth checking out.