Tuesday, August 26, 2008

As seen on ebay

Lou appears to be a happy, well-adjusted fellow, and most likely worthy of my trust. I think I will visit his ebay store.

I do believe that Lou's moustache may be the densest one I've ever seen. That thing is comprised of billions upon billions of coarse, wiry follicles, each waiting to snatch an errant fly as it buzzes past.


RGame said...

I'm confused. So you're saying this guy sells fake mustaches?

Ugly Juice said...

That is one of the most terrific mustaches I've ever seen. I would buy anything from this man.