So the Milwaukee Zoo has a new baby orangutan named Mahal, and it's biological mother died, so they've brought in a foster mom orangutan, and subsequently the plight of Mahal has captured the hearts and minds of Milwaukeeans (God knows how many single-parent and orphaned babies spring from the city's huge inner city, but who cares about them, right Milwaukee? It like Gordon Gekko said in "Wall Street": "That's the thing about WASP's. They love animals, can't stand people.").
Anyhoo, they had some contest where kids could draw Mahal, and here's one of the winners. Ready? I hope so:
Gahhh!! Make it go away!
Seriously, that's terrifying. Somehow the "I love you" makes it even weirder. Not sure why, but it does.