Friday, June 01, 2007

The world's most disgusting keyboard

**Official Blogfoot Disclaimer***
The following pictures may shock you. They have not been altered or photoshopped in any way. Not for the squeamish.

Whose keyboard is this, you ask? Conan the Barbarian's? Bigfoot's? Gollum's? Nothing so mythic: it belongs to a co-worker. "Well, surely it's been used for 17 years or so" you say? No, it is but 2-years old. "Well, the person must work in a bog, a sandbox or at a construction site, right?" Wrong again. The person works at my agency, mere feet from myself. I should also meniton that ants have been spotted in his workspace. Without further ado, here are some pictures of the world's most disgusting keyboard (click to embiggen...if you dare!).

No, we did not teach a badger how to type.
This keyboard once belonged to a man.

As you can see from the overall ruination, the owners left
and right hands are equally filthy.

Note the pizza-like substance ( or perhaps it's Dorito / Cheeto dust? ) and hardened cola-syrup trappped in the clear base above.

More mysterious debris.


Anonymous said...

Look closely and you'll see that this guy never seems to hit the number 2. His number 2 is very clean.

BlogFoot said...

An eagle-eyed observation, sir! Well done.

Brett said...

That has to Mr. O's Keyboard. Tell me it is.

BlogFoot said...

It is indeed, Mr. Brett.

K-Licious said...

I always thought the lingering odor was creative sweat juices flowing. I'm moving!