Thursday, March 16, 2006

Shaq's birthday party

Shaquille O' Neal recently celebrated his 34th year of being gigantic. No doubt it was a relaxed, intimate affair. I wouldn't really know, because I wasn't invited. In all likelihood you weren't either. But this rare breed of tiger was. Because it's not a party until something gets broken by a rare breed of tiger.

The problem with this isn't the questions it raises about animal cruelty, lax imporation regulations and even the general safety of the guests ( although I tip my felt chappeau to Shaq for keeping the beast on a chain ), but what do you do to top it? Although Shaq does live in Miami...maybe next year he could ride up on the back of a whale. You know, like Aquaman.

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