Thursday, March 16, 2006
Shaq's birthday party
Shaquille O' Neal recently celebrated his 34th year of being gigantic. No doubt it was a relaxed, intimate affair. I wouldn't really know, because I wasn't invited. In all likelihood you weren't either. But this rare breed of tiger was. Because it's not a party until something gets broken by a rare breed of tiger.
The problem with this isn't the questions it raises about animal cruelty, lax imporation regulations and even the general safety of the guests ( although I tip my felt chappeau to Shaq for keeping the beast on a chain ), but what do you do to top it? Although Shaq does live in Miami...maybe next year he could ride up on the back of a whale. You know, like Aquaman.