A grater operator ( whatever that is, most likely some sort of loud machine) named Bob Olson found some Bigfoot footprints in Deer River, Minnesota yesterday. The prints are 15 inches long and, Bob claims, their discovery "solidifies it more because this is concrete evidence."
I couldn't agree more.
Olson's bitchy, unsupportive wife Nancy is more skeptical, however. To her, the prints just raise more questions, and she was quoted as asking (rather shrilly, no doubt) "Where are they? How come we don't see them? Are they really out there? And where (are) the women? ... Where are the children? There's gotta be more than one."
Bob, I'm going to give you the best advice you're ever going to receive: divorce that harpy/ succubus immediately.
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Maybe it was Shaq's footprints while on an undercover child porn stakeout on loan from the Miami PD?
Nancy needs to think before she talks, obviously the female would have a smaller foot print, a not- so-big-foot if you will, which would be easily mistaken for human foot print.Duh.
Actuallly, female specimens of the Bigfoot genus are still quite large, comparatively speaking. Their feet imprints would still be larger than all but the biggest
of human men. Note: the famous photo / footage of Bigfoot is actually a female, as noted by the pendulous, hirsute breasts.
You're messin' with the master, Mrs Reabe!
I stand corrected. Could you post the link to said famed picture?
Um...it's the one of her striding and looking at the camera? THE famous one?
Scroll down a little bit until you find the story titled "Boo-yah!"
That photo.
I know what picture it is, I wanted to see the video b/c I can't see any penduluos breasts on the picture. I thought the master would have the video of it handy. Cripes.
Your request said "famed picture." The word video was not used. You'll have to hunt around using the search words
"patterson footage." I can only provide so much free content that people seem obsessed with criticizing and complaining about.
I found the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fUFr8qhtgI
It's the Zapruder film of our generation. Be prepared to have your every waking thought occupied.
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