Thursday, June 08, 2006

Why, I'm pooping as I write this blog entry


I just read an article on the ol' world wide web here that said that 6 out 10 Americans think it's rude to talk on your cell phone while on the toliet. Listen, I'm not going to sugarcoat it: if you talk to me with any regularity, I've almost certainly had a conversation with you while I'm crapping. That's just how it is. It's called "multi-tasking." I'm a busy guy, and I need to consolidate my activities so that my rich and varied life hums along at the appropriate pace. Rest assured I'm considerate, and keep the grunting to a minimum.

But people who talk on their cell phones while on a crowded city bus? Man, that's just rude.

4 comments:

Shad Petosky said...

It never even occurs to me to call anyone until I sit on the throne. I usually wait to flush until I hang up though.

BlogFoot said...

I wait to flush too. Unless I don't particulalrly care for the person. Then I put on a show.

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