Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Forsooth, where is yon candied bar?
Quickly, serf! Fetch me a chocolately log! Be advised that I have a truly royal hunger pang that no ordinary bar could possibly satisfy! I crave something wrapped in colorful plummage that pays appropriate honor to my royal birthright! Huh? What is this? Surely you jest? Truly, you cannot think that this 1.8 ounce piece of foodstuff is fit for me?! No, lowly dog! Your leige demands nothing less that 3.5 ounces of snack satisfaction! Bah! Off with your head!