Friday, April 14, 2006
He who hesitates will not find Bigfoot
Apparently people in Wisconsin think of other things besides whether or not Brett Favre is going to retire, because all of a sudden spaces on the BFRO's June 22-25th Wisconsin Bigfoot expedition are all sold out. I told you all to act fast, but you didn't listen. And not one truck-driving / tent-owning Blogfoot reader headed my generous request and contacted me about tagging along. Frankly, I'm sickened. Luckily for all of you procrastinating cryptozoologists, the BFRO has scheduled another Wisconsin expedition for the following weekend, June 29th-July 2nd. It's perfect: you can go see Bigfoot and still be home in time for fireworks.
Once again, you supply the transportation, food, and tent. I bring the gun and a matchless knowledge of the creature's habits. Just think of the publicity that this blog will get when we drag the beast's carcass back to civilization.
Read the details here .