Friday, May 12, 2006
There is no escaping...the Pizzly
DNA tests have confirmed that a bear a hunter recently shot in Canada is actually a polar bear / grizzly hybrid that has been dubbed the "polargrizz." Jeez. How dangerous can you get? That would pretty much be the most terrifying creature on earth. Maybe a sharkodile (shark/crocodile hybrid, duh) could give it a run for it's money, but that's pretty much about it.
Others have come up with a few names of their own for the hybrid, including a "pizzly'' or a "grolar bear.'' I like "Pizzly" the best.
It makes this killing machine seem much more cuddly, no? Read all about this future Coca-Cola mascot here.