Friday, May 12, 2006

There is no escaping...the Pizzly


DNA tests have confirmed that a bear a hunter recently shot in Canada is actually a polar bear / grizzly hybrid that has been dubbed the "polargrizz." Jeez. How dangerous can you get? That would pretty much be the most terrifying creature on earth. Maybe a sharkodile (shark/crocodile hybrid, duh) could give it a run for it's money, but that's pretty much about it.

Others have come up with a few names of their own for the hybrid, including a "pizzly'' or a "grolar bear.'' I like "Pizzly" the best.
It makes this killing machine seem much more cuddly, no? Read all about this future Coca-Cola mascot here.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is it too much to ask that people with guns know what they are shooting at BEFORE they kill it? Poor pizzly, probably kind of a loner, not quite at home with the polar bears or grizzlies...

BlogFoot said...

"Make no mistake Timmy, The Pizzly would surely kill you and everyone you know if it got the chance."

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