Tuesday, May 02, 2006

WTF?


I was looking around on google images for some artwork by an artist I like when I stumbled across this incredibly erotic fantasy image (which the artist I like did not do). God, this is hot. You could totally have sex with this centaur, if it existed. And unlike most sexy chicks, you wouldn't have to shower it with expensive gifts and jewelry. Just give it some oats and lead it to water and you're good. Just look at the way it's standing there! She totally wants it. She even took the time to shave her back legs. How she accomplished this, I don't know. Then again...maybe, just maybe, a super hot wood-nymph with little wings soaped her up and shaved her? Then the centaur gave the super hot wood-nymph a tongue-kiss as a thank you? Oh yeah, that would be nice.

Phew. I need a shower.

6 comments:

blogfoot bro said...

I don't know where to begin. I am strongly considering droppping the bro from my identity. I am starting to think that maybe the comic conventions, sci-fi thing, and what is becoming readily apparent, the threeseome with Mr. Ellison, have affected you to the point of no return.
Rob, this is Hal, its ok to let go.

Blogfoot said...

Apparently the "wtf?" title and relentless sarcasm of this particular story are lost on some of the more drunken members of our readership.

To them I now perform a simple public service: "According to Jim" is on at 8:00.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I think I saw that girl last weekend at the Herkimer. She was wearing that same, errr, tail?

Blogfoot said...

All the hot mythological babes hang out at Herkimer's.

James Baker said...

oh lord. this post made me laugh harder than anything in ages. Thank you, BlogFoot

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