Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Late-breaking Freemason news


Did you ever wonder what happened to Bronson Pinchot, aka "Balki" on the 80's sitcom "Perfect Strangers?" No? Me neither. Nontheless, we are presenting this story hot off the newswire. It appears that as of late, Bronson has done more than just sexually harass (clumsily, I might add) women on VH1's "The Surreal Life." Indeed, he has been conferred the degrees of a Freemason, the esoteric fraternity of dudes who practice strange handshakes and shared beliefs such as secretive metaphysical ideals, the exclusion of women, and the existence of a "Supreme Being" that each member defines according to their own beliefs. Whatever that means.



You can read all about it here. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm afraid that I must now go resign my membership in protest.

5 comments:

Masonic Traveler said...

interesting. I wonder if this is a recent post, or something that happened a while ago. Still intereting to learn.

BlogFoot said...

I think it's recent. Hard to tell. What is involved in being granted the degrees, generally speaking?

Anonymous said...

Maybe it involves a lemon twist or getting a foot stuck in the toilet

Anonymous said...

FRICKAZOSSSSS

giantmonster said...

yes, well, in my home country of Mypos, the freemasons proudly wear there colostomy bags on the outside of their clothes. so this makes sense.