Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Late-breaking Freemason news
Did you ever wonder what happened to Bronson Pinchot, aka "Balki" on the 80's sitcom "Perfect Strangers?" No? Me neither. Nontheless, we are presenting this story hot off the newswire. It appears that as of late, Bronson has done more than just sexually harass (clumsily, I might add) women on VH1's "The Surreal Life." Indeed, he has been conferred the degrees of a Freemason, the esoteric fraternity of dudes who practice strange handshakes and shared beliefs such as secretive metaphysical ideals, the exclusion of women, and the existence of a "Supreme Being" that each member defines according to their own beliefs. Whatever that means.
You can read all about it here. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm afraid that I must now go resign my membership in protest.