Wednesday, November 29, 2006

"We hunger for living flesh. And punitive damages."


Longtime readers of this hard-hitting newsblog may remember us blowing the lid off the story of the Minneapolis zombies who were dancing in public and arrested "for simulating weapons of mass destruction" back in July of this year (If not, I believe
I just described the situation in enough detail for you to catch up). Well, the zombies are back. And this time, they're accompanied by creatures even more terrfying than themselves: lawyers!

That's right: the zombies are suing, claiming that "the city of Minneapolis and Hennepin County violated their free rights and discriminated against them." And believe me, the zombies won't stop suing. They'll keep coming and coming. They're relentless. They usually inflict pain and suffering, but now they seek compensation for it. It's enough to make your skin crawl!

Click here for the story and for mugshots of the zombies.

2 comments:

blogfoot bro said...

Holy Shit, Its the singer for the Counting Crows, No wonder they scare me so much. A "Murder of One" now makes sense, its a secret zombie message. That only the undead or the hoplessly inane could dechiper!!!

BlogFoot said...

Or the female cast of "Friends." Weren't they all inexplicably lining up to bang that guy?